1.
Q: Are you Green Day?
A: Contrary to common belief, I am NOT Green Day.

2.
Q: lyk r u bilee?
A: I'm sorry. I have absolutely no idea what that means. Maybe if you learned how to speak I could understand you.

3.
Q: Have you met Billie?
A: No, actually I have not. Yes I know that Courtney and Matt have, but I haven't.

4.
Q: Does Billie have AIM?
A: I have no idea. He probably does, but has his account set so the only people who can see when he is online are his close friends.

5.
Q: So, can I have his s/n?
A: Did you hear what I just said?

6.
Q: Please???????
A: Whats wrong with you?

7.
Q: asl?
A: Well I have an about me page which has all of that, and I know that you got my s/n from GDA, so just take a look.

8.
Q: Who is this?
A: Oh god. Why do you IM me if you have no idea who this is? Im sure you actually do know who it is and just have no idea how to spark a conversation.

9.
Q: Why are you so hot?
A: Couldn't tell you

10.
Q: Can you send me a Green Day video?
A: Well first off, most of the videos that I have are quite large and are too big to send. Secondly, I burn them all to DVD so I can remove them from my harddrive and can watch them on DVD.

11.
Q: I am the biggest Green Day fan ever. I swear, so can I have Billie's email address?
A: Let's see. So because you claim to be the biggest fan ever that means you have rights to his email address somehow? I guess I dont follow. And secondly, you aren't the biggest fan. Even though you may claim to be, or think you can prove it. You aren't. Deal with it. Lastly, I don't have his email.

12.
Q: lYk oMfGGG BiLlY is soOOoO sExi!
A: That's neat. Let me remind you that you are probably 12. Also, Billie is happily married to somebody his own age, and has 2 kids.

13.
Q: Do you have both Green Day albums?
A: Ok, well let's see here. Last I checked Green Day had a few more than 2 albums. I could be wrong...but oh wait..nono. You're wrong. They have released 9 Albums to date. Buy them now.